drunkards

i love those who are to the point of intoxication, excluding those raging mad psycho paths.

last night two drunk chicks come into my work to take a leak,
at the same time i need to use the facilities i walk in and the first stall is halfway open so i go to open it more and the one chick is in there pissing, she was so shit faced she didnt even shut the door, i apoligized and she responded with an oh im sorry im real drunk. Then they proclaimed how much they loved me and the resturant while looking in the mirror to realize there was a cowboy hat on the one girls head. Later i found out they tried entering through the wrong door screaming about how they had to go. They left saying their thanks and declaring how they would buy everything off our menu. This whole scenerio left me histerical, to point the one busboy i work with was telling everyone that it was el loco tonight.


that made my night, next to the whole coleslaw thing which doenst compare really.