Saturday, November 24, 2007

work seems to be consuming my vacation.

pumpkin pie we want pumpkin PIEEEE
i cant even look at the stuff anymore with out my stomach becoming queasy..

im off grounding which is spectacular,
the whole reason was rather a cliche of myself,
jumping out a window to go get waffles which were never gotten.
a dumb circumstance which always seems to be the predicament i get myself into, this time involving the authorities.

heres a list of you who are on grounding and have no clue what to do with yourself.

TOP 20
1. bake cookies.
2. eat the cookies.
3. turn on tbs or comedy network for some rather over due entertainment.
4. take a long shower ranging over an hour.
5. write a letter to a relative who lives far away.
6. stock up on spaghettios.
7. eat various amounts in one sitting.
8. sleep a long time like im talk 12 hours or so.
9. wake up eat some more spaghettios
10. play your sega or some old game system its fun try it.
11. bake a cake ( this excess baking will make your family happy so maybe it will decrease your amount of time being grounded)
12. eat cake.
13. make up a little jingle about how being grounded is making you gay.
14. take another hourly shower, this should be done about 3 times a day to kill time.
15. hit mute and try to guess what the individuals are saying on your tv.
16. turn on your radio at an excessively loud volume and dance around in your underwear.
17. If you have steps in your house slide down them with a sleeping bag.
18. set up a tent in your room and eat marshmellows dont forget to have a flashlight.
19. tease your hair put on massive amounts of make-up then do cartwheels around your house
20. Make a bubble bath and play sink my destroyer.
IF THIS DOESNT WORK, OR YOU JUST GET BORED
JUST JUMP OUT YOUR WINDOW.


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